Shit, I've been gone a long time.

But I guess that's what happens when your life kinda goes to shit.

Varon? You can rest easy and go on with your life - the kid's not yours. OtherVaron? ... it's yours. please don't abandon me

Although Varon? I do want you to be the godfather... with as much shit as I put you through, I think you deserve that much. I'm sorry.

Really sorry.

Just so everyone knows, I am going to be a MILF - even when I'm close to 50. DAMN. 8D

Well fuck me twice and call me Gary.

Oh, you know, just in case anyone CARES, my baby is two months old and I'm still alive.

But of course no one cares.

Because apparently I'm single. When did this happen? Gee, I really dunno. But apparently I don't fuck around with people enough to keep them happy. SORRY, NOT A SLUT KTHNX.

I really fucking miss Kujaku.

Anyway, how are you all? ^_^ Have fun in the Shadow Realm?

... really glad I missed that.

( Private )

I really fucking need a drink.

( Screened to Varon )


Oh Chess-san, how true your lyrics are. ;; (( ooc: It's a musical, btw. 8D ))

I am such a mess.

(( ooc: So like. Varon-mun? I told you there was going to be mush. But damn, this shit makes me wanna cry. ;; I'm good 8D ))

... Holy shit, what kind of crack was I on this past weekend?

Um. To any of you that I offended, I am SO SORRY. I don't EVER act like that, so... wow. Bipolar much?

Unless you're Varon. Coz I am still VERY MUCH SO pissed at you.

aheheheeh. How was everyone else's weekend? ^_^;

( Private )

Liek. Why the fuck is there a screaming kid in my house? Why won't he SHUT THE FUCK UP SRSLY? I like don't understand. Oh that's right. Some dipshit got me pregnant coz he likes to knock girls up.

You know what Varon? FUCK YOU! I thought you said you were gonna move in. It's been what... weeks? A Month? IS IT BECAUSE I HAVE A VAGINA? Liek seriously. Grow some goddamn balls. It is like such a disgrace to hang around Mr. Shit-for-Brains, so it's not like I care if you ever live here. EVER.

YOU'RE A BITCH! ;~;

....

Babies are so cute, though! ^________^~ I can't stop looking at him. You know, Varon. For the one green eye that he has of yours, it's beautiful. We make pretty babies. I really love you. Varon, I want to get married~~~! ♥♥

And then I want to rip your balls off. ^_^


(( ooc: Oh god. If someone had mood swings THAT quick, I'd shoot myself. XD I win at making Mai act fucked up, that's for sure. ))

So I've been out of the hospital for at least a week or two, but I've been too lazy to update.

SUP, WORLD?

The baby and I are doing fine and quite frankly, I kinda wish I wasn't so lonely. I know I've been mean to you, but Varon...? Do you want to move back in?

( Private )

So this would be me trying to get a decent amount of sleep.

♥ Mai ♥

I'm so glad I had my laptop with me. <3

So my water broke about 3 days ago and I had a long-ass time in labor and it sucked. 10 hours. Fucking ow.

I had [insert name here ((ooc: first one to comment OOC is the person who was with her and took her to the hospital :D ))] take me to the hospital and it was all downhill from there.

I'm glad it's over, but I really am happy. ( Private )

I guess I ought to welcome Takumi into the world! He really is beautiful~ *gloatgloat*

I'll be here for another day or so, so please come visit me and see the baby!

♥ Mai ♥

((ooc: I wanted to have an RP where someone took her to the hospital when her water broke and when someone came and visited her after the baby was born. IM me @ Most Tasteful XD if you are interested in doing an RP of either. :3 Of course it will have taken place before this, but. You know what I mean. ;X))

Ow, motherfucker, OW.

I've been having contractions, JUST GREAT. I've been trying to stay in bed and not move or anything, but no. Stuff just keeps happening to me so I can't be lazy and watch America's Next Top Model all day like I have been.

Well with this info, it's pretty much a fact that my water's gonna break soon. I myself am not looking too forward to that. The pain is starting to get too unbearable and I want to RIP OFF Varon's genitalia in retaliation for doing this to me. D<

( Private )

(( ooc: Um since I'll be at my Mom's house this weekend and probably won't wake up till noon today, Mai will just have to be having contractions and will not have the baby till I can get back to a computer. ;x I want to do a log of her having the baby and having someone with her, so lemme know who wants to RP that with me and it'll happen ASAP. :D But yes, no computers for a few days, so don't miss Mai and Otogi too much. X3

Also, school starts on Monday -- along with musical practice, so my puppets may go on a short hiatus. I'll post in the community if it's gonna be too big an issue, but I'll try to post as much as possible. ))

I hate my body. Definitely.

So last night when I thought I was sick? Turns out I just thought I was sick - I was just really hungry.

Why didn't someone tell me being pregnant was gonna be such a pain? And without his dad here it's gonna be hard, I'll admit.

Does someone with a car wanna stay with me a couple of days? I have a car, but I don't want to drive when I have a baby in my uterus, you know?

As much as I'm complaining, I'm actually starting to get excited for the baby to be born.

It'll be any day now....

It's almost time for the baby to be born (( ooc: of which you all will help me name! 8D )) and I'm starting to get scared.

I guess I'm finally coming to terms that I'm gonna have to raise him by myself. He's getting so big... *half-smiles*

...

Ugh. I some more morning sickness coming on, so excuse me while I regurgitate my innards.

Next time you all see me I will most likely be at the Domino Memorial Hospital giving birth.

Please someone... be there with me.

Poll #898930 OOC: Baby Names
Open to: Friends, detailed results viewable to: Friends, participants: 7

What should Mai name her baby boy?